Here's John Ashcroft again with another anti-drug message!
Kids, I'm here today to tell you that Marijuana is bad! I don't smoke pot! Don't you want to be more like me?
I knew a kid who was addicted to pot once! He kept on hitting black kids with baseball bats! He also hated the Jews! You don't want to be like that, do ya?
What? Aren't you confusing 'pot smoking' with 'hate crimes'?
You need to get addicted to some SHUT THE HELL UP.
