Anti-drug Knowledge!

Author: DopeJCYouthMinister

Date: December 2, 2002

Some more anti-drug knowledge from John Ashcroft!
Marijuana is BAD! It'll make the streets run red with the blood of the unclean! It'll rape your children with red-hot pokers!
It'll ascend from the bowels of the underworld to wreak havoc upon your soul! It'll punch your mother in the face! Really hard!
Marijuana? Don't you mean 'The Dark Lord Satan'?
Seriously, man. Give credit where it's due.
I hate all of you.