Saviour of the human race!

Author: DrCorneliusFish

Date: July 3, 2002

by DrCorneliusFish
7-03-02
Flipping heck!
ARGH! You bugger! It was too obvious, having Jesus turn out to be evil!!! Your treachery hits me like a kick in the nuts!
No, I'm not evil, just horny!
NOW THE END IS SURELY NIGH???
Damn it, Joe!!! The Evil Bench has rejoined into a massive whole while you've been distracted!!!*CLUK*?
heeby jeeby heeby!
But just then:
DIE, YOU PESKY KID! JESUS PROMISED ME YOUR FACE!!!
What the fuck? NO!!!!!!! NOT THE MYSTIC SQUIRREL OF DEATH!!! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM??!!!??