2nd Coming was never going to happen anyway...

Author: DrCorneliusFish

Date: July 3, 2002

by DrCorneliusFish
7-03-02
SUdDenLy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!! My allergy to mystic squirrels causes me to spontaneously combust!!! AAARRRGAAAGHHH!!!!!!
Ping!
And then:
What??? You were the squirrel???*CLUK*!!!???
PRFT! Hey Daddy-o! Dig my neat threads!
Morale?
That just leaves you and me, Jesus. Come get some, bitch!!!
No thanks, it's not fair picking on a guy nailed to wood! I'm off!