THE END, finally....

Author: DrCorneliusFish

Date: July 3, 2002

by DrCorneliusFish
7-03-02
Oh there's so much to explain, and figure out. Why, Jessica? Why fall for a goon like Jesus?
I'm sorry Joe, but when you disappeared I felt my groin grow hot for male company, and Jesus was the only one around.
Smack!!!
WOOF!!!
And I'm really sorry Joe, but I've got to kick you in the nuts now and leg it!
As I'm really after your best friend!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
So long Joe! Sorry, but she's too hot to ignore!!! It was my fiendish plan all along! BWAHAHAHAH!!!!*CLUK*!!!!!!!!!!