All comics by Draculazee

 

by Draculazee
3-21-09
I never thought we could be together.
I didn't either, asshole.
That hurt. I think I'm gonna cut myself now.
Go ahead, asshole.
You're not supposed to cut the vein, asshole.

 

Mom, can I lick the bowl?
No, sweety, you have to flush like everyone else.
by Draculazee, 3-21-09

 

Mom, why are we pushing the car off this cliff?
Shhhhh! You'll wake your father!
by Draculazee, 3-21-09

 

by Draculazee
3-21-09
Do you know where I can get to a pay-phone?
OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! IT'S A FRIGGIN' ZOMBIE!
Do you know where a pay phone is?
OH I GIVE UP!!!!

 

Mom, what are you doing with that ax?
by Draculazee, 3-22-09

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
It all happened when Bacon Man killed Kirk...
I didn't know what to expect...
My name is Detective Shwanz and I'm going to catch a killer...

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
It was a perfect day for a murder. Goth Boy was just taking a stroll in the graveyard. Bacon Man saw him walking...
Bacon Man pulled him behind a gravestone and slit his throat...
That is our mission, Detective Parker. Think you can manage?
You can count on me, Shwanz!

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
Detective Taylor walked around town hoping to find this Bacon Man...
There you are! You're not goin' anywhere, bub!
Oh, no! What am I ever going to do?
Just joshing you! Now you die!

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
The next day, Detective Parker quit his job because people kept mistaking him for Detective Taylor because they looked alike. Police found Detective Taylor dead the next day, along with a note...
The note read "One by one this city will fall, then there will be no city at all." Police are still looking for clues.
Detective Taylor will never be forgotton...

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
Trapped in a conveinience store while tenticles ripped people apart
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I never liked that old hag anyway

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
Never swear at Mr. Clown, little girl, or he'll eat you.
I'm a guy, ass hole
I warned youi, but NO! You had to go and swear at me. Ah, I hate kids.

 

by Draculazee
3-22-09
Someone sent me some stuff about Uranus.
Hehehehehe....Uranus
The first heading says "Inside Uranus"
Hahahahahaha....Inside Uranus
Aparently, a meteor hit Uranus, creating a big hole
A HOLE IN URANUS! HAHAHAHAHA! I THINK I'M GONNA OIL MY PANTS!!!!

 

by Draculazee
3-25-09
Buddy! You gotta take me to the hospital! I stabbed myself with a nail and I think I might---
*THUMP*
He died....Where to put him.....

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
Th effects of Marijuanna...
And in the 5th chapter of my novel....the...thing....blows up...
In my novel...the guys ask the pony man to join their.....thing.....
Damn...I'm out of pot.....
I can get some from my grandma...she puts her flowers in those things.....
I'm happy about what I did....
Hehehehe....I can paint with this red stuff...It's like the stuff I used when I was a kid....woah...it's coming out of my stomach, man....awesome......

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
Penis! Buy a penis now!
You can squish your own penis! Play with your own penis!
When you buy a penis, you can get ANOTHER penis FREE!!!! Call 1-800-PENIS for details!

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
Mom! Guess what?!?
What, sweety?
I've been sticking things in my vagina!
That's wonderful, honey!
A lot of boys like to stick their hands in my vagina, though. It's really annoying!
Well, go have fun with your vagina!

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
And for some random reason, he started singing while he was high....
Oh, Shit!
What's in the bucket?
What's in the bucket in the bucket of shit?
Grapes in the bucket!
Grapes in the mouth!
Grapes in the mouth make happy down south!

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
Millions of people gathered tonight for something special...
*ahem* Tonight, you're all going to be part of a social experiment. Drink you're water first.
Everybody took a sip of their water...
You've been poisened. The antidote is inside some fat guy...
Maybe...I'll be mor specific...next time....

 

by Draculazee
3-26-09
While in a chatroom, Arman Meiwes got hungry...
Is there anyone out there who would like me to eat their cock?
In a different part of Germany
I would love for my cock to be devoured by a German bisexual!

 

by Draculazee
10-04-09
Substitute for crosses.

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