The Bacon Man Prophesies: Part 1

Author: Draculazee

Date: March 22, 2009

by Draculazee
3-22-09
It was a perfect day for a murder. Goth Boy was just taking a stroll in the graveyard. Bacon Man saw him walking...
Bacon Man pulled him behind a gravestone and slit his throat...
That is our mission, Detective Parker. Think you can manage?
You can count on me, Shwanz!