Complete unoriginality

Author: Drakonius

Date: January 10, 2002

by Drakonius
1-10-02
So, Toothgnip, did you make the exchange?
No, but I don't really mind.
What do you mean, you don't mind? Don't you think I might mind? I went through a lot of trouble to destroy a perfectly good plane!
Hey... number one, I'm not in short supply of sexy and willing women. Number 2, you got a perfectly good batch of pies from the burning corpses left in the wreckage.
End Chapter 1
Hey... I did, didn't I? Wow... Tasty, yet morally ambiguous.
You know, you can leave my bedroom anytime now... I AM expecting a *cough* friend. *cough*