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by Dreamercat
6-03-03
I spent a lot of time thinking of things to say to her. I wanted her to know how much she was hurting me.
Baby, I really meant it when I said I will love you forever. It just tears me up inside how you're doing to me what i swore not to do to you.
So you just ran from my arms right into his, huh? Was it just because he was there?
Apparently my brain and my mouth are not on the same page.
Good God... Why can't I stop hurting her?

 

by Dreamercat
6-03-03
My guy freinds have been somewhat less than helpfull with my current emotional troubles.
I don't know... I mean didn't want her to linger over me, but now she's already with someone else...
I still can't beleive you're throwing away two years like that.
You don't know the half of it, Randy! She's already with someone else right now! Don't you fucking preach to ME about throwing things away!
And she wonders why I say I'm having to face this alone.
He doesn't get it. It hurts so much to still be in love with her...
You can always try to bring that flame back.

 

by Dreamercat
6-03-03
I've tried just about everything to move on with my life, even giving in to the "fast girls" who had started hitting on me again.
I couldn't even get past the small talk.
Hey there cutie, I know how to make you feel better.
Well, why don't you go ahead and show me Kitty.... I mean Prec.... Oh God, I can't do this.
I can't get her out of my head and i promised her a place in my heart. Now she's gone from my life but still there at the same time. How do i "get over" something that became my entrie existance?
Whatever you feel... Whatever it takes...

 

by Dreamercat
6-03-03
...I understand. You know I'll still love you no matter how much it hurts.
I love you too. Now please leave before i start crying.
Crying: Something we had both been doing a lot lately...
You're not the only one who feels like crying.
...alone.
Maybe we both should cry, only together this time.

 

by Dreamercat
6-04-03
Technology has given us a lot of new ways to communicate.
I'm still learning how to live witout you too.
I'm not over anything. I juat have to act like it. I still love you... I have to go...
Now messages can be electronically sent across any distance in the blink of an eye.
Baby...
User is no longer signed on.
Yet no amount of technology will ever replace the human embrace.
Now i need you more than ever...
.....

 

by Dreamercat
6-04-03
Due to my lack of finances, I was forced to go back part-time to my old job.
Man, I almost wish they could just give me back my old job...
... and we'll need you to manage the e-mail when you're not digitizing the records for the past thee years.
However, my actual old job had already been taken by someone else.
I assume that guy over there was my replacement?
Yes, he's not nearly as activly productive as you were. I don't think he enjoys doing his work.
What was your first clue? Was it the way he hides under the desk when you walk by?
He's just shy, that's all.

 

by Dreamercat
6-05-03
When i got to my freind's house, she hadn't gotten home yet. So I had to shoot the breeze with her dad.
Nice to see you again! I'm glad my little girl finally found the sense to see a nice guy like you.
Oh, well thank you sir, but i'm just a freind.
Yeah, she finally *^&%* lost that goyish boyfreind @$#@. Man, that sack of &%$$ just &#^@%! walked in here, no %*#@$ manners at all! @&$% gets up in my face...
I forgot he's from New Jersey.
Not a $&#* word from him! LIke that &#*@ owns the *&%# place or something! No @#&*$ manners, mouth like a @*%!* sewer too! Day one i wanted to *#()! break his ^&*% face...
Um...

 

by Dreamercat
6-06-03
Another day still on the job hunt. First I went to a Wal-Mart.
Hi, I'd like to apply for a job.
Go right ahead, and when you're done you can stick it right up your ass, 'cause we're not hiring!
Then at a department store.
Hi, I'd like to apply for a job.
I'll tell you right now: "Thanks for your interest, we currently have a full staff, but we'll keep your paper on file." There. Now please leave.
Even a few shady places.
I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong place...
No no no! You are just the man we need! How are you with nuclear waste?

 

by Dreamercat
6-18-03
I spent the last week in Cancun. It was, of course, a 24-hour a day party, but I spent a lot of time by myeslf just thinking.
Do I surround myself with beautiful women to compensate for my own poor self image?
What is the differnce between "moving on" and "getting on with life?" In one week I proved that i am not only not a sex addict, but that i can also be an honest freind to the girls that i've wanted.
I've been going in the same circles for years... Where was i going? Going? No, i was running. Running from my own shadow....
I'm no longer afraid of myself. I've known the wonders and horrors true love can bring. I'm free from my own chains at last. Free to do what? I guess i'll just have to wait and see.
"I look out my window. Perhaps a new day is coming." - David Broza

 

by Dreamercat
6-18-03
What is it you need my camera for this time?
Well, I'm setting up another backyard wrestling event. This time we are going the whole nine yards. I was watching some of our old stuff and i realized we need more exciting action.
Who's "we?"
This time we've got all sorts of harcore action! I have trash cans, 2x4 beams, old folding tables, chairs, a ladder, and some other stuff to hit each other with! Is there anything else i need?
I don't know, Randy. Have you considered therapy?
Oh, and the best part about it is i'm not telling the other guys about it! I'm just goon arun out halfway through the match, grab a lead pipe, and POW!

 

by Dreamercat
6-20-03
I ran into an old freind of mine at the coffe house the other day.
Wow! I haven't seen you in forever! What have you been up to?
Oh, just finally getting to work on some films. You?
Well, I got kicked out of my house, my drug-addled boyfreind is in jail, my car was stolen, and I might have to drop out of college because i have no money.
Oh, nothing really.
That's great.

 

by Dreamercat
6-20-03
So Randy talked me into being in his backyard wresling match.
So you're sure he'll go easy on me?
Oh yeah. He's a veteran of this.
Hi. Randy said you know to go easy right?
Me Bone Crusher. Me hurt you now.
Yeah, remind me not to do this again.
Wow. So that's what my spine looks like...
BONE CRUSHER IS CHAMPION!

 

by Dreamercat
6-22-03
I think one of the reasons that most of my friend are girls is because i need somene to talk to every now and then.
Listen, I've just had a lot on my mind. I was wondering if we could meet up and talk.
I can't. I have some things i need to do. I'm really sorry.
I keep telling them I'll be there if they ever need a friend, and they tell me the same. It's really good to know.
You got me on my way out the door. I have to go run some errands.
Today is really bad for me, how about next week some time?
After all, it's teaching me how to deal with my problems on my own.
Hey, I'll call you back later tonight. I promise.
"Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner, sometimes I feel like my only friend..." - Chilli Peppers

 

by Dreamercat
6-24-03
I decided to seek the advice of my former co-worker, Thomas.
I've been lingering over her far too long, and i need to move on. There's a girl who I think would go for me, but I'd need to make the move. She's nice, fun, sweet, but a freind and younger than me...
How're her tits?
Maybe a D cup.
Fuck, go for it.
Damn it Tommy! Think with your brain for one second!

 

by Dreamercat
6-27-03
A word from the author:
Hey there, everyone. DreamerCat here.
I know that many of the last strips have been very emotional, and well, it's been an emotional time for me.
However, i have to get on with my life and go back to my one purpose here: to entertain you. There won't be any more strips about the drama in my life.
Take care of yourself Kitty, I never could be your Superman.
I'm telling you, go for the one with the big...
Shut your FUCKING mouth, Tommy!

 

by Dreamercat
7-05-03
My father and I run into a old freind of mine.
It was really nice seeing you both again.
Nice seeing you too. You know, my son is still single. Maybe you two should meet up sometime.
I mean, he could use it. With no job he has nothing else to do with his time...
You know, dad, I really wish you would stop offering me up to every girl you talk to.
You want me to stop? Then get married already!
Ah, there's the catch...

 

by Dreamercat
7-17-03
Even as I try to move on with my life, I still find myself daydreaming of her.
I wonder if she'll remember me when i get back from college....
Maybe she'll be married. What will i do then? I can still feel her in my arms by the fireplace...
Not that it's always a bad thing.
Kid, if you don't hurry up, I'm gonna have to come back after my next round for you.
Ah, sweet memories...

 

by Dreamercat
7-25-03
Aparently my friend Micheal, a 50 year old Romanian, has some high hopes for me.
So how many girlfriends do you have now?
Well, none really. I just got through a break-up.
What? A boy with your looks and your intellegence! You need to be having fun now while you're young!
Come on, I'm moving in less than a month. I'm not going to start a relationship just to cut it off in a week or two...
Who said anything about relaitonships? I'm talking about SEX! A boy like you should have a harem by now!
Right, so no pressure.

 

by Dreamercat
8-04-03
So I was playng "Time Crisis 3" in the movie arcade when i noticed some children watching with interest...
Wow! That is so cool!
So I decided to do my good deed for the day.
Now remember little girl, guns are very very bad!
I feel like I've made the world better.
EAT HOT DEATH YOU NEO-TERRORIST BASTARDS!!!
.....

 

by Dreamercat
8-20-03
I've been going around and meeting up with as many of my old friends as I can before I leave for college, no matter how much it hurts to say goodbye.
Er... hey, before you leave, I have something i need to confess to you.
Oh no...
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, so I'm just going to be frank and honest.
She's going to tell me that while we were friends she had a longing to be with me, and now that I'm leaving it's impossible to act on those feeling and my fantasies will remain just fantasies...
Heartbraking, isn't it?
I want to sleep with you, now, before you leave.
. . .

 

by Dreamercat
5-19-04
And now, a look at the inner CPU of DreamerCat's mind. Six months ago:
You know, we should get together to study for the history final.
Status: aquantance. Potential for further development: unlikely. All hormone systems in check.
Two months ago:
I really enjoy hanging out with you. We should meet up again.
Status: Freind. Potential for further development: likely. All hormone systems in balance.
Last week:
I... I love you...
Error! Error! Error!

 

by Dreamercat
6-04-04
I passed out in the bathtub last week and almost died. My freind Gloria was in my room at the time...
Damn, that hurt. I think I'm still bleeding in my mouth...
Oh, how was your bath?
Can't say it went too well. Say, did you hear anything while I was in there?
Yeah, i heard some kind of loud thud.
I'd call her a bitch, but that would imply she's related to Lassie, which she clearly is not.
Well, I don't know, did it sound maybe like a BODY HITTING THE BATHTUB?
Yeah, it did. By the way, are you allright?

 

by Dreamercat
12-16-04
I've started producing a short segment for the college TV station, so I've assembled a thinktank crew: Craig, the movie-man.
We should so spoof the 'Grudge' movie!
I dunno, not many people have seen it yet...
Alex, the theatre commedian.
... and then I could come in playing the zombie prince!
Zombies have princes?
And Bobic, the resident asshole.
Wow, I've never heard so many crappy ideas. I've got ideas I write down drunk that are funnier than this garbage!
Thanks for your input.

 

by Dreamercat
2-23-05
My girlfreind's ex recently moved into the dorm I live in. I've been actively avoiding him.
Wait a minute, why am I avoiding him? I was here first. Yeah! He's the one who should be avoiding me!
!!!
Don't be bitter that I'm better for your girl, Fucker! If you've got a problem with me, you should have thought about that before you moved in!
I've got to work on my "Not Out Loud" voice.
What the hell, man? I don't even know you!
Oh sorry, well if you see him could you tell him that for me?

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