Fun with gravity

Author: Dreamercat

Date: June 4, 2004

by Dreamercat
6-04-04
I passed out in the bathtub last week and almost died. My freind Gloria was in my room at the time...
Damn, that hurt. I think I'm still bleeding in my mouth...
Oh, how was your bath?
Can't say it went too well. Say, did you hear anything while I was in there?
Yeah, i heard some kind of loud thud.
I'd call her a bitch, but that would imply she's related to Lassie, which she clearly is not.
Well, I don't know, did it sound maybe like a BODY HITTING THE BATHTUB?
Yeah, it did. By the way, are you allright?