News junkie.

Author: DuckOnHill

Date: April 11, 2004

by DuckOnHill
4-11-04
A on-air, special message from the news desk to the weather desk.
This just in, Susan!
What's that, Kent?
You're a cruel, cuckolding shrew who's stolen my soul and left my body to wander the Earth like so many of the Devil's forsaken children!
...back to you!