I'm Having Bacon and Eggs for Breakfast

Author: Dunkin912

Date: March 5, 2005

by Dunkin912
3-05-05
You're telling me you went through all that trouble of going into outer space and finding a sandwich, just so you can ask some so-called Wise Prophet a question, and you ask him what 3+5 is?
Actually, I didn't even give him the sandwich.
You didn't?
Nope. I couldn't find a sandwich, so I gave him a banana instead.
Feel free to say "April Fools" any time now.