Edwin Helps Out... or Not

Author: Dunkin912

Date: March 5, 2005

by Dunkin912
3-05-05
Edwin, I have a problem.
The mole on your butt came back? I told you the scisors wouldn't work!
No no, it's not that. I'm in love with Nancy Nun, but she doesn't love me back!
Well, duh! She's a nun!
Oh, I get it! She's a nun and I'm a pig! If I were a nun too, she'd love me! Thanks, Edwin! I'm off to the species-change store!
This looks like the beginning of a horrible new mini-series.