Porkins Never Learns

Author: Dunkin912

Date: March 5, 2005

by Dunkin912
3-05-05
Porkins. . . Maybe you'd better come in and sit down.
Woah! Like, seriously?
Yeah. You see, I think you're a really nice person and everything, but I've forbidden myself from loving anybody.
This is so far out! I'm actually inside her house! The species change worked! She loves me!
It's not you, it's me. Blame my religion, if you'd prefer. I'm really sorry, but-- What are you doing?
Getting undressed, why?