The Real Reason Earth Has Yet to be Invaded

Author: Dunkin912

Date: March 5, 2005

by Dunkin912
3-05-05
Agent Xqzdivf broadcasting. Do you read, my lord?
Ah, Xqz. You made it onto the planet safely, I trust. how goes the mission?
They don't suspect a thing. However, the invasion of the planet might take longer than expected. Let's just say that a technicality has to be applied for before we can send in the troups.
And what would this technicality be?
Well. . . um. . . have you ever tried something called a "Happy Meal"?