Day in the Office II

Author: EastwiththeBeasts

Date: December 26, 2002

Crack-Me Toys Co.
Larry! Get yer ass to work, you two time, lizard wearin', foul smellin', nasty, scaly, ugly son of a bitch!
But why? I do nothing and yet I get paid...I just ask guys about their wives because I have none..so why start now?
Crack-Me Toys Co.
NOW!!! I'll still pay ya, just stop talkin' to me! I hate yer guts! Now act like you're working!!!
Whaaatever...I'm gonna go ask Bill how his wife was last night..You'll call me later tonight, right?
Crack-Me Toys Co.
*Says real fast* Yea, sure, why not.
*Says real fast* Ok.