Pull My Cracker

Author: El_Paulo

Date: December 12, 2003

by El_Paulo
12-12-03
Man, I love Christmas so much! I wonder what Santa will get me this year?
Cowboy Steve, Christmas isn't just about presents, it's also about family togetherness.
The only family I have left is my brother, Cowboy Luke, and he said if he ever saw me again he'd slice my winky off
Oh
What about your family?
I ran away before my mother ate me