Ghost Of Christmas Past

Author: El_Paulo

Date: December 24, 2003

by El_Paulo
12-24-03
That night...
Beware my almighty power, for I am the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Wait, you're a sock puppet?
Does it matter what appearence I take on? I'm here to teach you a lesson!
Is it a sexy lesson?
No, Cowboy Steve. I am here to teach you about the perils of unprotected sex with animals...
Why do you torment me so, oh Ghost of Christmas Past?!?!