Piss Poor

Author: El_Paulo

Date: November 27, 2004

by El_Paulo
11-27-04
So exactly how old are you?
I'm 9 and 7 months
Aren't you a bit young to be a lawyer?
Sir, I assure you that in hiring me you have at your disposal a lean, mean, legal machine
Well, when you put it like that then I can't see a problem!
Where is the toilet? I need to tinkle