The Unfriendly Policeman

Author: El_Paulo

Date: December 29, 2004

by El_Paulo
12-29-04
Hello there, I'm Hollywood actor Brad Pitt, and I'm looking for the nearest payphone. Do you know where one would be located?
Cock off!
Hey! Now listen here! I'm Hollywoof actor Brad Pitt, and nobody talks like that to me! Who do you think you are?
Chief Inspector Twat Tit!
Hollywood actor Brad Pitt doesn't have to listen to this!
Minge!