Ally McBeal Ain't Got Shit On This

Author: El_Paulo

Date: September 1, 2005

by El_Paulo
9-01-05
Okay kid, you're hired. How strong a case do we have?
It's gonna be tough, but I have a plan
Excellent! What is it?
A mixture of over-the-top character witnesses and good old-fashioned lying! The trial starts in the morning
Great, do I need to bring anything?
A complete contempt and disregard of our legal system would be perfect