Dating Game, Death, and More!!!!!!!!! See back for details!!

Author: EmperorJon

Date: June 9, 2004

by EmperorJon
6-09-04
A lovely presidental address
Grettin's uber-Christian America, today we come together to mourn the death of one of our proud, brave soldiers, who gave his life in the millitary action I beganed on the most flimsiest of evidence.
What are you babling about??? He died from a stroke induced by excessive paranoia and his brain's inability to accept responsibility for his acts. In Bush-speak, he died by being idiotic.
This here girl....eh...boy...yeah he's a boy right?? Anyway..he was a proud soldier who died for his country.
He was a National Guardsman, he just performed task so meaningless that even the regular army refused to do them.
WHATAFUGGA!!!!! ARE YOU A DAMN COMMIE?!?!?! TRYIN' TO CORUPT THE NATION"S YOUTH AND SPREAD YOUR EVIL HUMANISTIC WAYS THROUGHOUT OUR PROUD, AND LARGELY IGNORANT, NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh...well...sure I guess so. You see, uhm..I'm from Canada...yeah Canada. Can you find that on the map Bush?? CAN YA???