How true their love is.......was.

Author: EmperorJon

Date: June 11, 2004

by EmperorJon
6-11-04
Later, after Bush is "escorted" away...
OH MY GOD!! My boyfriend is dead! There are no other men for me! I will suffer in singleness for eternity now!! Why!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?
Oh come on, there has to be some more nice guys in this world that'll be there for you. Uhm..why are looking at me like that??
That night at Sarah's
Oh wow..breast. Did you know that mammalary glands are thought to have developed from sweat glands..Isn't that so very interesting Sarah??
Well... not really. Could you just screw me Jon.
Ah..so wrong
Well okay. Umm...you wouldn't happen to have a condom hidden away somewhere would ya??
Just some of Kyle's leftover condoms, but I think there a bit too small for you.