Reality Unfolds

Author: EmperorJon

Date: June 11, 2004

by EmperorJon
6-11-04
Back in the real world
Awww.. My relationship with Sarah was all a dream. Sigh...Why do I have no luck with the real girls?? Oh..why good morning Jaymes.
FINALLY!! You sleepy fucker, we have a big ass fucking problem.
Uh?? What's going on??
Well, let me introduce you to this little bitch here. GET YOUR ASS IN HERE PASTEY!!!!!!!!
What the?!?!
Greetings pathetic human. I am a G4 nazi assasin robot. I have come to steal you SOULS and raid your fridge. Your credit cards would be nice as well. Failure to comply will result in DEAAAAAAATH!!