Dear God...

Author: Encomium

Date: May 1, 2003

by Encomium
5-01-03
Heh. I've been walking this accursed landscape for what feels like eons. You, paper clip, are the first intelligent thing I've run across yet.
GNAH! ROOG! KnnnaLLLLAH!
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Shna! Shna! KPOW!
YEAH, WELL SINCE WHEN DO PAPER CLIPS TALK, YA JERK! IT'S AMAZING ENOUGH I WAS MAKING ANY NOISE AT ALL! YEAH, KEEP WALKIN'!