Don't Trust Weight Loss In Your Pets

Author: Encomium

Date: June 16, 2003

by Encomium
6-16-03
You requested my presence, Lt. Dan?
Seldoz! At last! The Dark Lord Sally-Bird needs you to steal a soul for him on Earth. You must be quick and you must be accurate. Are you to be trusted?
I would sooner eat the liver of my first born than fail His Majestic Yellowness!
Excellent. I am pleased I did not have to end this sentence in an exclamation point. Now begone! Oh...damn...
Buttercup? What did that squirrel do to you? Why are you lighter all of a sudden? And are you humming "MMMBop?"
YOINK!