I Apologize, But Bobbies Are Stupid

Author: Encomium

Date: August 19, 2003

by Encomium
8-19-03
Officer Bibsy, Scotland Yard. We've heard reports of Werewolfism on the moors. Since you've unusually thick eyebrows, young man, you're my first and most likely suspect.
But I'm a girl, silly Bobby.
Does Mommy know I'm here?
Your mother was burned at the stake with the rest of the heathen masses, you filthy filthy codswallop!