The Boy Who Lived

Author: Encomium

Date: July 28, 2005

by Encomium
7-28-05
By the Dark Lord's MagNIFicent beak, I should think you are rather unfitting to be seen by his Gloriousness. State your purpose, boy.
Chicken LaRue, just get out of the way! I've had a bad day! And I gotta take a whiz!
Your prattling means little to an officer in the Dread Army of the Fowl. Should you soil yourself, I would merely laugh and--are you FLOATING?!!
DAMN! My magic might shows through despite myself!
INDEED, assassin! But know you this--none may stand against the power of his Golden Ferocity!! Unleash your magicks against me! DO YOUR WORST!
DAMN! All I did was turn my shirt blue!