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by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
In Limbo...
Dude, where the fuck am I?
Hi, I'm Death. I'll be taking your sack-of-shit soul to a realm of endless pain and torment.
Wait... are you saying I'm dead? That I'm defunct? No more? Cease to be? That I'm on the verge of being thrown into a world of eternal damnation or pure bliss? Are you really dea-
Hey look... I don't mean to burst your epiphanic bubble but... Could we just do this later? I have something in the oven...

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
Walking...
So... where are we going?
I'm taking you to hell... Don't worry, it's not as bad as it's cracked up to be... I mean, there's free stonings every wednesday... Oh, and there's the Teletubbies marathons, those are always nice...
An hour later...
...And if you're lucky, you might just see Bert and Ernie go at it. Those guys are such party animals! Oh!, and then you can go swimming in the blood of a thousand virgins as your eyes pop out...
He loses more souls that way...
Eh... Fuck me...

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
On the road again...
Here's something I'd never thought I'd ask but... How much longer until we reach hell?
Not much longer now... I mean, if we don't come across this one wayward soul... He keeps bugging me to take him to hell, when his religion doesn't believe in it...
Hey... umm... am I dead yet?
Would you excuse me for a moment?

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
Loopholes are fun...
Wait... so you're saying... that if my religion does not believe in a hell... then I won't go to a hell?
Yeah... Wait... What are you getting at?
I'm an athiest.
Shut the fuck up...
How bout now...?

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
I wonder how much the rent is...
This is just great... I get thrown out of my neighborhood for various suicide attempts, Death refuses to let me into Hell, and now I'm forced to live in this rented trash can...
I mean... It's a freaking trash can...
At least those annoying salesmen haved stopped coming by... Nothing could get any worse...
...A TRASH CAN!!! [To be continued in RandomSnark's comics.]
Greetings, sir. Would you be interested in purchasing some aged Gouda cheese?

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
You know... that trash can didn't look half bad...
So I'm in Hell?! Wait... I thought you wouldn't let me in...
Wait... wasn't that trash can shiny?
NOPE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The insanity continues with RandomSnark...
Back to the drawing board...
HAHAHAHA... ohhh... I'm such a bitch...

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
This is starting to get plain silly...
Wait... What squirrel?
What do you mean what squirrel?
We went from a suicidal maniac... to a squirrel...
I never saw a squirrel on that show...
Wait... Then what was I watching...?
More to come from RandomSnark...
So then I says to the guy... "No, that's not moose piss in your cola..."
I deserve this...

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
Back on the surface...
So I like fully cheated Death, dude.
Really? How'd you do it?
I said I was an atheist.
Wow... I should try that one on my mom...
Limbo again...
I said NO damn it!

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
Sometime later...
Yeah, you're right... The Cloud look was getting kinda dull anyway...
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!
More to come from RandomSnark... I think...

 

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
More surface fun...
So... what's it like? Being dead, I mean...
It's not that bad... but I don't want to see him ever again...
What? You seriously think you're going to see Death anytime soon? You just tricked the bastard! Like he's gonna just come knocking on your door...
Death's one tricky bastard...
Should I tell him... or should you?

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