Meet Death

Author: EnixPSIkid

Date: December 6, 2003

by EnixPSIkid
12-06-03
In Limbo...
Dude, where the fuck am I?
Hi, I'm Death. I'll be taking your sack-of-shit soul to a realm of endless pain and torment.
Wait... are you saying I'm dead? That I'm defunct? No more? Cease to be? That I'm on the verge of being thrown into a world of eternal damnation or pure bliss? Are you really dea-
Hey look... I don't mean to burst your epiphanic bubble but... Could we just do this later? I have something in the oven...