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by EricDarkness
1-13-01
Patty is charged with something obvious
I really don't think I should be arrested just because I fucked everyone on campus.
well, whats your excuse for the travesty you have caused?
Patty speaks an obvious answer and is answered with an obvious reply.
I was drunk at the time.
You seemed perfectly sober, especially on camara.
The police officer takes the obvious bribe.
Hey, are you doing anything tonight?
If you wouldn't mind, I'd enjoy fucking you tonight.

 

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Oh yeah...
Shlurp... Shlurp...
Ugh... yeah! Thats the way to do it... come on bitch... faster!
Shlurp, Shlurp, Shlurp, Shlurp, Shlurp, Shlurp, Shlurp!
Uh... now.
Hey! When am I going to get my turn?!

 

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Hey John, why is it white people always enjoy dating me?
Well, why do I date you? Isn't it obvious? Your asian. And when your a white guy dating an asian girl then everyone around you actually likes you.
...
I mean being with you has gotten me so many friends. I mean, I have a hot asian chick as my girlfriend, how could life get any better?
The truth hurts.
I'm not really asian. I'm mexican.
Fuck!

 

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Our friend Greg decides to ask an asian girl out.
umm...
yes Greg?
I... I would like to know if you'd go OUT with me this friday. You know... just the two of us?
But your just like a Kuya to me!
Beware clique asians.
What did you do that for?
I don't date white people without money or power.

 

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Man... not a single decent asian guy in this thing to represent myself with. So far this is the best figure I can be.
Unshaven, Unhappy, Single, Depressed, Seemingly high wearing all black and dirty khakis. Thats you.
I'm telling you man... it isn't right! My creativity is limited to only these few images I can paste onto this thing.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
But you understand me don't you Hank? Hank?
I don't think the program cares for my opinion.

 

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Man... not a single decent asian guy in this thing to represent myself with. So far this is the best figure I can be.
Unshaven, Unhappy, Single, Depressed, Seemingly high wearing all black and dirty khakis. Thats you.
I'm telling you man... it isn't right! My creativity is limited to only these few images I can paste onto this thing.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
But you understand me don't you Hank? Hank?
I don't think the program cares for my opinion.

 

by EricDarkness
10-02-01
For these two years we've been together, it seems like it would last forever. And all this time I've always felt, that love for you would never wilt.
Is he trying to tell me something?
I don't want to read anymore words to write, all I can say is that you are my light.
Please please don't say those four words...
Will you have sex with me?
In your dreams anorexic boy.

 

by EricDarkness
10-02-01
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha! Foolish Man!
Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha! Foolish Woman!
We need to talk about our relationship Cthulhu...
UGH THUG AHHH BAHHH SHAAA!!!!

 

by EricDarkness
10-02-01
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...
oh yeah... oooooohh... yeah....
ugh... ugh... oh... oh... ung... ung... ahhhh.... ahhh....
so good... soooo goood......
Come on princess... turn over and let me have you from behind! Oh Aladdin we shouldn't... we... we... ahh!!! Give me more Aladdin! Feed me your wonderful magic wand!
Oh Yeah! You give it to her man! Yes! Give that nice brown ass what it wants!

 

by EricDarkness
10-06-01
Its good being God
I control everything. I am everything. I can do everything. I have created everything.
But the damned speaker broke so no one can hear me anymore.

 

by EricDarkness
11-20-01
Hey Andrea! I got a joke!
Oh God...
What did the beautiful, intelligent, and nice asian girl say to the poor asian dude?
What?
Go fuck yourself.
Did he?

 

by EricDarkness
11-20-01
You know what? Life isn't so bad.

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