The truth behind tanned asians

Author: EricDarkness

Date: September 30, 2001

by EricDarkness
9-30-01
Hey John, why is it white people always enjoy dating me?
Well, why do I date you? Isn't it obvious? Your asian. And when your a white guy dating an asian girl then everyone around you actually likes you.
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I mean being with you has gotten me so many friends. I mean, I have a hot asian chick as my girlfriend, how could life get any better?
The truth hurts.
I'm not really asian. I'm mexican.
Fuck!