PSA: Consensual Relationships

Author: EvilErnie

Date: August 9, 2003

by EvilErnie
8-09-03
Hi! I'm Kobe Bryant. I'm here to tell you all about "CONSENSUAL RELATIONSHIPS". You see...although I'm banging my wife and another young woman, I've got both of their consent to do so!
And besides, many other celebs have had consensual relationships. Just ask Micheal Jordan, Frank Gifford, and Micheal Jackson!
Later, at Neverland Ranch...
Ready for bed?
Let me just put Blanket in his crib.