The Reality Is...Talk Shows Suck

Author: EvilErnie

Date: August 10, 2003

by EvilErnie
8-10-03
Hello there, I'm Ellen DeGeneres and I want to speak to you about talk shows. It seems that apart from reality shows, talk shows have been real hot amongst the talentless!
If myself, J-Lo, and Roseanne can have our own shows, then any of you unknown unimportant little people can as well! I don't even have lots of money, I get by on popularity of my homosexuality!
Hello there, I'm an inanimate object. Am I able to have my own talkshow?
Of course! Or if you want, we could start a reality show about reality shows doing a talk show!