All on a sesame seed bun..

Author: EvilErnie

Date: August 13, 2003

by EvilErnie
8-13-03
Welcome to Cliche Castle, what would you like to order?
What is today's special?
Today, we have a sizzling "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", with your choice of sides of either "It's a Trap!" or "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten".
Does the special still come with "You're a Homo" Erik Estrada seasoning?
Yes, but we just ran out of it a bit ago. I'm sorry!
Oh no, that's okay. I'll just have a "Trogdor: The Burninator" extra value meal and a small soft drink, to go.