Hippies should be shunned by society..

Author: EvilErnie

Date: March 23, 2004

by EvilErnie
3-23-04
Tonight, we have quite a contraversial story to report regarding a soldier gone AWOL in opposition of the Iraqi war.
Yes and quite a story it is! The story begins where Camilo Mejia, a local of Sherborn Florida, had gone AWOL during his schedualed return to Iraq in opposition of the war.
Staff Sgt. Mejia had turned himself in Tuesday to military officials. Reporting tonight on this story is Mark Daring at Fort Oppressor, getting the information straight from Staff Sgt. Mejia...Mark?
Yes, as you said, I am here with Sgt. Camilo Mejia, professional pussy and hippie liberal. Is it true, Mr. Mejia, that you're a hypocritical jackass that had enlisted into the ARMY to begin with?
Uh...well, I...uhh..