FOX churns out two television shows in one minute

Author: EvilZak

Date: October 3, 2003

by EvilZak
10-03-03
Welcome to "When Cows Fall On Ordinary People". Today's contestant is Lord Albert Stingson.
Pardon me, sir, but I do believe I just heard you mention my name. Whatever could you be talking about, kind sir?
Well, Al, a cow has just fallen on you.
Welcome to "When Clowns Fall On Ordinary Cows". Today's contestant is Bessy.