Kevorkian 1

Author: EvilZak

Date: October 3, 2003

by EvilZak
10-03-03
It's hard to enjoy myself, what with killing people and all. That's why I need to have sex.
I know exactly what you mean.
You do?
Yeah, I deliver pizzas.
Pizza delivery? Doesn't sound too dangerous, but whatever. Send a large pepperoni to my friend, I'll write down his address for you.
I can't read. I'm blind.