What's in a name?

Author: EvilZak

Date: October 6, 2003

by EvilZak
10-06-03
Mom, why did you name me Rose?
When I was pregnant with you, I dropped a rose petal on my stomach.
Mom, why did you name me Daisy?
When I was pregnant with you, I dropped a daisy petal on my stomach.
I'm a lean, purple, gravy machine! Whatever happened to the plastic shoebox?
Shut up, Anvil.