Satan's army of undead unleashes a purely evil attack

Author: EvilZak

Date: October 7, 2003

by EvilZak
10-07-03
Sir, we've got our mages ready to turn phantoms, zombies, and other various forms of undead against the living. What shall this new army do, commander?
Let me think for a minute...
Have them dress up as Pokemon and Power Rangers and ask people for candy!
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