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| Dear mom, training in the army has been hard but it is worth it. I've learned a dozen ways to kill a man. | |
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| Of these methods, my favorite is by far eating him alive. It's so fun to hear the screams when you sink your teeth into_a_fellow_human. | |
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| Thanks for sending me cookies. Sincerely, Will. | |
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