Why you shouldn't talk to God on a bad day

Author: EvilZak

Date: November 18, 2003

by EvilZak
11-18-03
God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Why did you take Kitty away?
I was really horny.