Special Report

Author: EvilZak

Date: January 6, 2004

by EvilZak
1-06-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
An extremist faction is responsible! Their leader said something like "find enough nukes for the rest of the world"!
That's horrible, but I do have good news. I just saved on my car insurance by switching to Geico!