Arby's - What are you eating?

Author: EvilZak

Date: January 14, 2004

by EvilZak
1-14-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Oven Mitt, you heard the man.
No way! I'm too young to die!