Insomniaman 1

Author: EvilZak

Date: January 21, 2004

by EvilZak
1-21-04
As awesome as it is to be evil, I've always wanted to be a superhero. God, can you make me into a superhero?
Alright then. Let's see... you have insomnia, you're a man. Thus, you are Insomniaman!
Insomniaman? That sounds retarded!
Do you have any better suggestions?
How about Big Cock Man?
Don't steal my superhero name!