Dim the Dog and Ozzie the Ostrich 4

Author: EvilZak

Date: October 26, 2004

by EvilZak
10-26-04
Hey Ozzie, I just wrote a new commercial for the dog food company I work for! Go watch it!
Okay.
"It's BACON!" "No it isn't, you dipshit dog! It's Beggin Strips! Dogs are too fucking stupid to realize it's not bacon!"
That was the worst commercial I've ever seen in my life!
You're just mad because you didn't get a cameo and I did.