Those Lil' Sociopaths in "Thanksgiving 4: Time to Travel"

Author: Ezrael

Date: November 7, 2003

by Ezrael
11-07-03
Our heroes...snicker...grapple with the premise for the series.
Okay, enough of this lame-ass jive. We're seriously going to buckle down and figure out exactly what the deal is with Thanksgiving: where it come from, whence it goes, and how it can be stopped.
Sounds like a plan. How do you intend to do this? We going to the local library? Gonna do some digging in the reference section? Maybe a web search?
I suppose you could solicit answers from the local college history departments, or even do a quick trip to Washington DC and check out the national archives.
Yeah, we could do all that stuff.
But I figured screw it, clubbed Christopher Lloyd over the head, and stole this here Time Machine. Strap in, because we're going Back...to Thanksgiving!
I am going to beat you to death with the first drumstick I come across, so you'd better pray this thing doesn't crash land at a Ren Faire...or the actual Renaissance, for that matter.