Thanksgiving 12 - Things just keep getting weirder

Author: Ezrael

Date: November 8, 2003

by Ezrael
11-08-03
Crush. Kill. Destroy. Maybe rape, too, if I can figure out if I have a cock or not.
You want some, Johnny 5? I didn't watch every damn episode of Battlebots ever made because I WASN'T getting read for the inevitable robot uprising, tin-tits.
Let's get this over with, Forbidden Planet.
At last, I shall crush you and then there will be no one from stopping my inevitable march to conquest on the very ash pile of Thanksgiving.
Listen here, you stainless steel eunuch, you aren't fighting your own neice this time, and NOBODY ruins Thanksgiving until I FIND OUT WHAT THE DAMN ORIGIN OF THE FREAKING HOLIDAY IS!!!
Mein torso! Mein precious torso!