Thanksgiving 14 - Robot Nazis just suck

Author: Ezrael

Date: November 12, 2003

by Ezrael
11-12-03
When last we left our Lil' Sociopaths, they were fighting time-traveling robot Nazis in Austria, 1862. Man, this whole Thanksgiving thing is but the flimsiest of conceits.
Pant, pant...well, that's a whole lot of smashed and burning robot Nazis...almost festive, really.
Yeah, that's right, who's the man? Pete's the man! Look at that realistic Hitler-ass-kicking Battle Damage (tm)!
Fools! You have won nothing! I will merely travel back in time to the very origins of Thanksgiving and *destroy your precious holiday from within!* Hahahahahah (Hurrk! Sorry, got something stuck.)
Oh no! Is Thanksgiving doomed?
Shit, if he'd have stayed out of it, I think Rossi would have just destroyed the holiday out of sheer ennui. But since I wasn't done kicking Hitler's ass yet, it's Back...to the PAST! Or whatever.