Why I don't work for DARE

Author: Ezrael

Date: July 11, 2002

by Ezrael
7-11-02
What is your anti-drug?
Pussy. Lots and lots of sweet poon tang.
Movies with guys wearing eyepatches. I love those damn things. I'd wear one myself, except I'm so damn pretty.
Brraaaiiinns. Need brraaaiiinns.
Opium and iced-tea cocktails. What?
Prostituition and white slavery.
Say, do you think Cthulhu likes me?